Description
Meet your new favorite couch buddy: the “Fucking Toasted” plush pillow — a hilariously stoned slice of heaven! This cartoon-style toast is riding a carb-high like no other, with glazed-over eyes, a dopey grin, and the unmistakable vibe of someone who definitely forgot what they walked into the kitchen for.
Made from ultra-soft, cloud-like fabric and stuffed to perfection, this plushie is shaped like a thick, golden-brown slice of bread — toasted just enough to look both delicious and delirious. Embroidered across its buttery belly in bold, cheeky letters: “fucking toasted”, because subtlety is for sourdoughs.
Perfect for naps, laughs, or as the ultimate conversation starter — this loaf’s got zero filter and zero regrets. Whether you’re vegging on the couch or vibing with friends, this pillow’s always baked, never half-baked.
?? Warning: May cause sudden cravings for snacks and existential giggles.
Size: 15.5 inches by 13 inches